The refrigerator is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.

(Source: katyperrys)

fivegum:

fivegum:

i want to play laser tag

I played laser tag and told two 7 year olds to fuck themselves

internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: driveway)