I wonder who the first person was that thought up a vibrator.

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

(via crunchier)

antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

(via sleejeyweejey)

fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

(via thefuuuucomics)

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

(Source: mistress-laufeyson, via stongecat)